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May 18th, 2007

MACDONALDS AT WORK

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*okay i gave hellen $2.00 to get me a hamburger from macdonalds*
***three hours after ive eaten the hamburger***

ME= hellen did i get any change?

hellen=PULLS THE FINGERS....

HELLEN=THATS YOUR CHANGE ...

me=CRACKS up laughing ...

May 17th, 2007

BOGAUA&GA'O

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Went to scotts appointment today it was really really good ... it took like 15mins which was on to it!... and good news that was his last appointment which means hes going back yaeee!!! very very very soon!!! whooohoooo!!!!!! 
i took him to st. lukes to get a feed ... cause he was hungry! then put petrol in his car! lol!! too funny!!! feel sorry for his mum!! lol!!!

currently his x still has feelings for him which sux man!! arrrggghhhh!! like cath always says!!! *I HATE X's*...

but well see what happens... i love him to bits! he completes me!! skies the limit for my baby boy!!!

*but why am  i listening to charles and eddie??*
WOULD I LIE TO YOU??
lol!!!

May 16th, 2007

life @ WORK

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LIFE at work!! they say silence is golden? and yes this time they are wrong... im playing GET IT ON TONIGHT by montell jordan... that was the jam me and cathrine used to listen too... things that ive missed now that shes gone..
meet me at the bus stop...
lets go to mobile...
lets go handycap nettah...
update your journal. ya dicks...
fahh man and like my flat mates...
oh neddah (in her baby lil kiddy voice) i LOVE CARA... *shows me text on phone*
ohh your so dumb...
hey i think that chicks checking me out?
yo look at the song i made up lastnight...?
farkkk im broke .... 
oh man i went pimping lastnight...
okay guys ten mins for today kids... lol... *we dont even have ten mins anymore*
play some back street boys neddah..fahhhhh...
your such a lame-o...
can you massage my rsi?
oh go away you stupid customers..sh*********************t...
you never comment me on bebo!
hey hey hey nettah look at this photo do i look good??
do i look hot today? do i? do i do i?
fark man hellen aye man she needs to sort out her boy eh!! jesus!



AND MANY MORE!!! i miss you cat!! you ma telecom sis for life!!!
RIP... nah jokes!! lol!!!
xoxoxo!!!


May 11th, 2007

ITS PHAT FRIDAY!! LOL!!

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TOO funny... got text that alvin was sick! haha shame! lol!! gotta text that stanley was back in town! damit!! julia sux! lol!! .... scott bit of texting me a bit too much which is soo awesome!! wonder whats going on there! lol!!...
hes funny as cracks me up all the time!! emailed lai about her pic! TOO HOTT!! then she emails me back...

heres what shocked me!!....

so my mum jus called and she said to tell you that she cant wait till the day she meets you coz you've really helped out scott during this time she really appreciates all you do for him and the fact that you have a strong testimony in the gospel is a bonus she said THANK YOU AND STOP SPENDING MONEY ON HIM lolz jus tell him 'if you aint got no money take your broke ass home'lmbo anyways sis take care and tell those hot guys to holla at me anytimes!!!

like woah!! thats kool as man!!lol!!..... 
Today was caths farewell dinner..lol!! it was soo kool man!! sad too im gonna miss her alot man!! ARRGGHHH!! shes been there from the start! well not really But funny as how we met! lol!! it was like..i know you did i used to work with you ...pfft...no.... your that tom boy from SKOOL!! lol!! too funny!!! love that girl!! LOVE YOUS SIS!! TELECOM TROUBLE MAKERS FOR LYFE!!! 

xoxox!!!

May 10th, 2007

Some GUYS are f***ers...

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Stanleys being a dick to julia- at the moment!!! JULIAS DUMB any way from the beginning!! hes a freakin TENNEY BOPPER damit!!! hes from here went to sydney for good..(at least we thought that any way)... calls julia to pay half of his fare here she agrees (RANK WRONG MOVE G/F)... he calls agen to pay the whole thing and hell pay her back!!!... eeeee WRONG agen.... SHES been having problems this whole week trying to get the ticket and i feel sooo sorry for her!!! shoot man!! arrrggghhhh!!! any who!!! she calls him and says that shes got the ticket but theres a problem...instead of MR.. its MISS...arrrgghhhh!!! and all he can say is.... "I DONT THINK THIS RELATIONSHIP IS WORKING OUT"........... oh punch his face and nutz!!! so now shes gotta sort that out tomorrow morning.... HOPE ALL GOES WRONG AGEN1! LOL!!! she betta brake it off or else ill break her neck!!aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 9th, 2007

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE..

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SPOKE TO SCOTT JUST LIKE THREE MINS AGO...HES SO FUNNY!!! *sighs* hes so GHETTO..like!! you can tell hes the baddest FROM OTARA!! lol!! too funny!! lol!! but I LOVE THAT GUY MAN!! TO THE HARDEST!!! arrgghhh he makes me so crazy cause i love him man!! fahh man!! hmmmm...
oh well thats all!!!
i only think of him on two occasions

DAY&NIGHT...
dddddehehehehehehe!!!

RANK!

Hey party people!!... Just at work.. and this tio head not gonna mention any names (cathrine) Is forever nagging me *POST AN ENTRY*... 
Im not her friend today cause she said to my boss that i was dumb and it hurt!! lol!!! *TEAR'* yes cara she CALLED ME DUMB!! 
any who!!! hellen bought some clothes from flavor today!! lol!! whoohooo!! love these dick heads man!! lol!!

alvin was excited today cause i bought him a vodaphone sim card.. it was funny as man!! lol!!!! too funny!!! but yeah any who!! NEXT entry!!! ewwww now caths telling me to play whatta gurl wants...ewwwwwwwwwwwww.......

SONG:COME ON OVER....
MSG TO CARA

COME ON OVER....

AND SMASH CATHRINE..
PLEASE!!!!

May 4th, 2007

@ WORK

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HI GUYS! MAN  ITS BEEN SO BUSY THIS WHOLE WEEK TOOK A DAY OFF YESTERDAY CAUSE MUM WAS SICK!! DINKY! LOL!!!....SHES GOT GOUT! LOL!!!

COME TO WORK TODAY!! CATHRINES ALWAYS HAPPY THAT @$$.... HEARD BOUT HELLEN! TOO FUNNY!! CATH BE BA ANGRY!!!...

SPOKE TO SKOTT LAST NIGHT!! WHOOOOOOOO!!! WAS IT HOT!!! CHEEEEHOOO!!!
ANY WHO!! JUST LISTENIN TO SLOW JAMS! AND FLIPPIN CATH NEEDS TO RELAX HER SAX MAN!!! 

SHEEEIIIITTTT!!!!



EHEHEHEH!!!

MIS THE BIZARCH WHEN SHE LEAVES!! 

MISS HELLEN TOO CAUSE SHE DONT SIT WITH US!!!
AND FREAKIN HELL KAMANI AINT SITTING WITH US THE HATER!
AND RAIZEEL! IS A UNDACOVER SLUTT! LOL!! JOKES!! LOL!!

April 27th, 2007

THE ONE!

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WHEN YOU FIND THE ONE! ITS SO SPECIAL!! WHO HAS FOUND THE ONE IN THE PAST WEEKS??
me!!
YES ME! SCOTT IS MY WORLD MY UNIVERSE AND HEMISPHERE AND ALL THAT JAZZ! HE COMPLETES ME! I LOVE HIM TO DEATH AND AFTER DEATH!! THERES NO PARTING AFTER DEATH MATE!.. LOVE YOU BABE!! 
cathrine!!
YES SHE HAS FOUND THE ONE..KARA WHO LIVES DOWN UNDER! LOL!! SHES COMPLETES HER AND WILL GO SKY LIMIT FOR KARA AND VICE VERSA ... IVE NEVER SEEN MY SIS SO HAPPY.. THANKYOU CARA FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR GETTING THIS GIRL OUT OF THE GETTO AND IN BEVERLY HILLS... LOL!!! I LOVE YOU TWO! MEMBER ME AT YOUR WEDDING..SHOW ME THE FOOD.. CARA HOOK ME UP WITH YOUR ITALIAN COUSINS.. ehehe..
hellen!!
MY SISTER THAT HAS PROBLEMS COMING OUT OF HER EARS AND HER ASS LOL!.. SHOOT MAN!! I LOVE THIS GIRL TO DEATH..ALTHOUGH SHE GOT A MAN THAT PLAYS SILLY MIND GAMES JUST TO TICK HER OFF... I KNOW THAT NOTHING AND NO ONE GOT NOTHING ON HER MAN JOHN IESE... THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SOOOO MUCH ITS JUST SO CRAZI.. AND I  TELL YOU I THINK THEIR BEDROOM BOOMING IS CRAZI TOO... LOL! SO IVE HEARD.. I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH.. HELLEN-JOHN LOVES YOU WITH ALL HIS HEART... YOU  ARE THE PUBILS TO HIS EYE BALLS..LOL!! LIKE THAT ONE..LOL!!!

LOVE IS THE SHIT... IF YOU CANT FIND IT! THEN YOUR SKREWD! LOL!!

April 20th, 2007

yae...WE FOUND HIM!! lol!!

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hey! finished work last night! went to scotts crib to see if they found him...nada...sat outside with all the cousins thinking of where the mutherfridget was?? after about 45mins..i clicked! started crying cause i knew where the tio was! lol!!! *LADIES BAY*-OUR THINKING SPOT!!!! long story... dont worry!!! another time!!.... niggah!! was quiet and crying as!! .... lol!!! told mars to go home!...... and tell them we found him... talked with scott...*hell nah i aint posting it up here wat we talked about* lol!! nice try guys! lol! sheesh! lol!! but yeah hes going back to doctors to day to check up!! thats messed up! lol!! but yeah!! all good we found the rudedude!! lol!!! lol!!!! and no it didnt end up in me getting ass!! lol!!! @#$% ... lol!!! but yeah nah V.L for life! lol!! lol!!! okay next!!!! im feelin much better today!! hellen got ass lastnight!! biarch!! oh and caths lookin hot!! whoooohoooo!! *jumps up*.... uu and watched bride and prejudice today! way too funny!!!
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